My mom likes to tell this story: there was this boy in my kindergarten class who knew entirely too much about sex for a five year old. He knew everything, in fact. One day I come home from school, and tell my mom, “Do you know what Jeromy told me today?” and proceed to explain to her, in excruciating and yet exact detail, how sex works. When I wrapped it up, I looked up at my mom with my innocent brown eyes and said, “Mama, please don’t ever let Daddy do that to you!
— a commenter on Jezebel.
March 22, 2010: Paris— a woman presenting a 18-carat diamond ring mounted in a sex toy, sold by a Paris jeweller for €40,000 ($55,000). The luxury sex toy ‘was designed for rich people who want to declare their love in a special way,’ said Jean-Francois Tokars, a manager at Maison Victor.
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First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?
— Donnie Darko
Happy Freud’s birthday everyone!
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